Im not jewish

pbh3:

Do you think she’ll take him back?

manbythesamename:

uncannie:

palahniukandchocolate:

ihatepigeons: (via thatzafckinrainbow)

It’s almost… freaky.

it’s too awesome, that’s what it is.

Didn’t go into Sears today, who the hell is going to by appliances today? Bought my girlfriend the rest of her Christmas presents. She is irate at me because i told her not to come down last night (because i wanted time to shop for her), and she thought i just wanted to go out drinking with my friends.

Bill, I think you are the only one who sees my page, so… hey whats up! Ever get that video program working and rockin out

My father can sometimes get obsessive-compulsive about things, and his new thing is this German jagermeister knock-off (apparently its been around longer). He discovered it at some German festival, and has been talking about it nonstop. Finally today he busted into my studio and demanded I find it on the Internet. We found it on this one website, now is debating on weather to tell my mom he wants to order it…. pussy.

Getting my chops up to be a full-fledged productive member of The machine Shop in Weehawken NJ.